Sideways

1st Verse
 	    
D              D
Do you want me to
 A             A 
shove this pencil
 E           E
up your a hole
   A   A
sideways.
        D         D
You know the last guy
           A          A
who had this done to him
  E       E
ended up in
A A
E.
   D           D
Well he started
 A   A
saying
  E         E
Something like
  A     A 
zang.
 D     D
Zang zang
  A        A
zangady zang
   E       E
zangady zang
 A  A
zang.
 D      D
Wang wang
 A         A
wangady wang
    E      E
wangady wang
A    A
wang.




                 Chorus 1


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 2nd Verse

 D          D
The only way
 A             A
To prevent his
 E         E
is to just
A       A
shut up.
   D           D
I can tell that
   A                   A
it will be hard for you
    E             E
but just remember
    A     A
one thing.
   D             D
Do you really want
   A    A
A pencil
    E          E
up your a hole
   A     A
sideways.


                 Chorus 2  


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