E So just how far down do you want to go D We could talk it out over a cup of joe A E and you could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel, uh huh E(bar) D(bar) A E E Well it's you and me baby, no-one else we can trust D Don't say nothing to no-one, no-how or we're bust A E and never crack a smile, or flinch, or cry for nobody, uh huh (CHORUS) E E7 Well give your I.D. card to the border gaurd A Yeah your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard E B of the United Federation of Planets cause he won't speak English anyway A B A(bar) C#m Cause everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people A B E A E A E A E A So meet me at the mission at midnight, we ll divvy up there A B A(bar) C#m Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people A B Yeah I got the pistols so I'll keep the pesos E yeah and that seems fair E D A(bar) E E So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriffs car D And slash the deputys tires so they won't get very far A E When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up, uh huh (to CHORUS) (to SOLO – E D A E - E(bar) D(bar) A E) (to CHORUS) D A E …that seems fair, that seems fair, well that seems fai-ee-ai-ee-ai-ee-air OUTRO: E D A E - E(bar) D(bar) A E