Intro A5 or PM ________________________________ E|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|--------------------------------| D|--------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7| E|-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0-5-0| Verse 1 (power chords/5ths palm muted) A5 D5 A5 You, you think you're such a badass D5 A5__________________ You think you're such a rough neck F#m E D F#m E A Well I saw you outside eating truffles with you're moms on the patio A D A Well, I think it's really sad though D A And tell you're girl to quit buggin' me F#m E D F#m E Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the bathroom A F#m A Of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band Chorus A D A D E When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win A D A D E When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win A E A E A E A E Verse 2 A D A D A Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno F#m E D F#m E A But I get more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime D A You're steppin' on a land mine D A Your gonna shoot your eye out F#m E D F#m A I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on with your momma in the F#m E D F#m A clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't fuck her for my country with a flag on her F#m A face and a stolen dick Chorus A D A D E When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win A D A D F#m When your pencil neck breaks,when your bird chest caves in, I'm gonna win Bridge D F#m A D F#m A D F#m A B D Verse 3 A5 D5 A5 You, you think you're still a bad ass D5 A5 You think you're still a rough neck F#m E D Well let's take this outside