Antipope - The Damned (MACHINE GUN ETIQUETTE) Mick2009 Am G x4 A G I'm going down to church tonight Am G Just like back when I was eight Am G But I dont mean to pray Am G Im gonna nick the collection plate (chorus) Am G I've got nothing against church Am Em G Or any people that go there and show that Am G They're ignorant, I dont understand Am F G Am A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour C Am So many people are weak in their lives F G Dm And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope C Am F I should know I used to go there myself G Am That's the day I became antipope Am G Theres gonna be some fun tonight Am G The spreading is around the town Am G The vicars a transvestite Am G With a fetish for robes and gowns (chorus) Am G I've got nothing against church Am Em G Or any people that go there and show that Am G They're ignorant, I dont understand Am F G Am A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour C Am So many people are weak in their lives F G Dm And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope C Am F I should know I used to go there myself G Am That's the day I became antipope Am G x6 F G x2 Am Am G Religion doesnt mean a thing Am G Its just another way of being right wing Am G I think sex films are okay Am G I don't dig that poko way (chorus) Am G I've got nothing against church Am Em G Or any people that go there and show that Am G They're ignorant, I dont understand Am F G Am A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour C Am So many people are weak in their lives F G Dm And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope C Am F I should know I used to go there myself G Am That's the day I became antipope Mick2009