Ok, pretty much a first effort. Enjoy! The chord sequence goes like this all the way through: C Em Am F G C See this is more than a haircut Em Im wearing on my head Am Thought Id dye it red F G Got it cut off instead C Or maybe I could sell Em my long blonde locks Am Youre always after something F G Somethin Im not ************************** CHORUS: (same chords) You see Im dark underneath Im darker by far Im as dark as hell You know who you are ************************** My eyes I wish they were green My skin so damn brown But the sun it dont see And fingernails I coulda Stuck them on The hair on my lip I shoulda waxed it off You know my lips could do with a little more pout The mole on my chin I could do without And my cheek bones they never Sat real high I'll get some bone put in They can take it from my thigh CHORUS ***************************** So now when I make love I make love to myself I got no disease And its good for my health I got my hands in my pants Down my Calvin Kleis I dont need you no more baby I can come everytime CHORUS ***************************** Baby dont ever show Your face here again To me Or any of my friends Coz Im glad I found out what youre all about When I finally fell down off my cloud When you ran away You broke my heart You kept my ???? books And that ol' guitar CHORUS ************* You see its more than a haircut Im wearing on my head Thought Id dye it red But I got it cut off instead.