By Christopher McWhirter Dirty Rotten Filthy $tinking Rich Eb-0---0----------|---------| Bb-0---0----------|---------| Gb-9-7-9----------|-7-5-7---| Db-9-7-9----------|-7-5-7---| Ab-7-5-7----------|-5-3-5---| Eb-0---0--0-0-0-0-|---------| |--pm-| Eb-0---0----------|---------|-----| Bb-0---0----------|---------|-----| Gb-9-7-9----------|-7-5-7---|-2---| Db-9-7-9----------|-7-5-7---|-2-5-| Ab-7-5-7----------|-5-3-5---|-0-5-| Eb-0---0--0-0-0-0-|---------|---3-| |--pm-| E D E D C D Italian cars as long as my street E D E I'm gonna wear exotic animals D C D A G On my feet E D E Pretty rocks on my fingers D C D Pretty bells on my toes E D E Lots of caviar for my mouth D C D A G Maybe I'll even pierce my nose BRIDGE C C D Give me, give me just half a chance G A to lead you in this corporate dance